Jazim runs over a cat with the bike

Cochin: approximately at 1900 hours on tuesday, 24th february 2009 mr.jazim abubacker reportedly rode over a pedestrian cat with his newly obtained Ambition motorbike. the innocent passenger behind him was vysakh surendranath who also witnessed the horrific incident but was unable to do anything about it.

according to the eye witness, vysakh(the cat couldn't be categorised as an eye witness,being dead), jazim had just entered the campus turning right from the junction and had accelerated tremendously. the cat was crossing the road, but increased its pace on jazim's arrival. but due to his speed, both his swerving and applying of brakes were to no avail as both the wheels ran over the cat with 2 noticeably loud thuds. on account of goosebumps, both jazim and vysakh dared not to turn around and see what had happened.

however, later while relaying the story to suthin and zubin on the terrace of 207 , jazim denies that he had ridden fast from the CUSAT junction and persists that he had gone "very slow". upon hearing this, it was concluded that jazim is indeed armed and extremely dangerous, and that no animal should be fooled by his tiny size, but should take extreme precaution.

the animal kingdom, reportedly, is very shaken by this loss. rumours have begun that the cat family is seeking revenge and their powers might just extend upto the supernatural realm. for instance, on the way back, the body of the cat was nowhere to be found. moreover, on the terrace of 207,  jazim had suffered a horrific injury as he tried to jump over the rope tied to hang wet clothes, and landed on his right leg heavily and hurt his already damaged ankle. granted, he was stupid, yet it is to be believed that this was the mysterious effect of the cats' curses on him.

it is widely hoped that suthin will post his views on this tragedy, keeping in mind the numerous jokes and theories he'd made up on the terrace with zubin's assistance.

this is vysakh reporting for 207 news.

a note from the V-man

moi proud to announce that this is my first ever post on a blogsite. the following is a more precise, less sarcastic(compared to the one by mr.jaz),more prefatory and definitely more understandable than the ones u read from jaz who's type-writing is as indecipherable as his hand-writing....how he scores well in his exams, i will never know.

207....how did this entire saga begin? it wasn't jst bcoz of jaz's decision to move out of his AC apartment in fortkochi. it wasn't bcoz i was still in search for the right group of room-mates in this hell-hole of a place. no...the one who set this entire chain of events in motion was my man suthin himself. his almost suicidal decision to quit engineering after 2 years and enter the world of commerce has made our lives take a 180 degree turn. never during my time in skool, would i have imagined that these 2, plus zubin, would end up being MY roomies. but well...here we all are :D

the opening 2 months werent bliss however. in between adjsuting to the new environment, jaz and i were plagued with college work and exams, so it took a while. life in 207 kickstarted only after the new year(apart from noteworthy moments like the famous bottlefight). and boy....tht was one hell of a kickstart!

the 4 of us hosted and blasted a truly memorable reunion with a lot of old friends. a description of that won't be necessary, lest this post turn out to be a short story.but needless to say, to know that we had massive amount of fun in this so called "god's own country", is something we can savour for life. and it wasn't just 1 reunion...they kept coming! in the end it came up2 a point where the hosts ourselves were not aware of any get-2gethers....the bastards would just storm into our house with no notice!

honestly...life(albeit pretty shit)aint soooo bad now....after all, who else could turn random objects like bottles, sand and shaving cream into elements of fun? who could transform pepper, butter, pepsi, ketchup and whiskey into something more than just foodstuffs? which other crazy ass club like us could wake the neighbours up with our screams ringing thru the nite playin DUMB charades ??? and list goes on....

and now for all the outsiders, u just got a very faint and very blurry picture into the world we create here at 207.

like zubin says....why do we have all the fun? :D

urs sincerely

vysh

intro.....

this one is for those who needs an introduction into this blog..2o7 is our haven where we experiment insanity in an undefinable manner that god will question each one of us..!devil smirking...getting into the lead actors and actresses of this stage act, suthin(aka lulla)...lik some people who mistake his name to STUPID,well we ere are not surprised to the level of bullshitness that this loudbox can get to..!zubin(aka haram)...for most of u who noe arabic haram is the personification for this compund of massacre..!n last but not the least,the actor in leading role,female,vysakh(aka atttii)...the short for his everest attitude..;)..the smile that tantilizes all of gay men wit pubick hair on the chin(eg. the person im referring to here)..one among the few people who get high on regulars and mobile recharge..!well yea thaz a brief description of each of the sad souls im put up to live with...for now..!!

jazim...

ps:sombdy intorduce me..!!:)))))!

bonjour !!

okay..!well we sould have started this a long time back already now..!n now we feel a little too much in need to spread the wings of all the fun times we spend at our NRI quota..!now on u ll be updated with the latest events be it killing animals or using the condom..!(that is to suthin)..!

jazim..!