the birthday carol...

note- like usual the v man yet again seems to have posted prior to me. so that gives me a petite factor to contribute with, and i myself am not aware from where to start. damn you vysakh, leave some detail for me!(THE finger!)

prologue- yes! the last post was more of an eviction order for all the regular invitees to 207 but it all started with rohin. the evening after the our last exam, ringg ringg and guess who's heading to wreck it all, the man in workshop clothing, rohin(:P). from then on, its been him and thanks to the fact that "cedric the entertainer's" exams were over too. combining these two, what do you get-hullabaloo.. but having the tiny puny conscious lingering within us, we guys managed (ohh did i forget to put 'managed' in " "..!) to put in some vectored effort towards study, yes!! the first week of exams tagged sleepless and we all hated it just as much. regulars of the day were, shuttling between home and hostel-running through the hostel corridor-hunting down resources-no water to drink-stinky loos-combined study comprising of 8 guys-midnight-2am-4am-"little" nap-GULP-7am-revision with toothbrush-uniform with tea-staircase with tension,tat'tat'tat and kaaboom, EXAM HALL, blackout! allah dammyit..!

the timeline...

day 1- the dusk to the showdown which we will all reminisce no matter how long from now. "sreekutty's bday bash" started with bidding goodbyes to irene at the airport and then the god damned(!!) rain which kinda knobbed the agendum in mind. blah to that! now back home where sreeja was made the princess(DUH!) and walked the red carpet to the 21 candle light scrumptious birthday cake. so what do you think will happen when you have cake and martian people like us...hades! after the cake makeover session, the ramp was all set for nothing but fantabulous slumber. "first come first serve" was the rule for bed space which left me and zubin stray off to the other room (no no, dont let your mind wander!). 

day 2- morning 8am...KNOCK! that was my head and my feet in my premises as well(;)).. wonder why i got that one from jen-C? all the boys ang girls taking turns to rush foam into their mouths and some of them weirdly finding it amusing to talk during the process. argh! all dressed by now, the photo session starts with the boys all going props, foregorund and background to the lens and doing whatever possible to be everywhere in the picture. now to the ladies, blah... so poof did we all go for the CUSAT tour(yawn!) and then a little of baskin robbins and VEG lunch. please dont remind me about that. now what is a party at 207 without stepping in sandunes yeah'.. this time it was our treat to sreeja so the private room impressed us and knocked the bday girl as well. i always wonder when will we not be welcomed there. destination home was the objective after all the hookah dazed and confused. home sweet home with yet again  torn clothes and butt loads of time to waste... hungry kya'..!?tho dominos kaa..!and that was just what we did. zoom to the pizza place and zoom to haven and zapp to the pizzas when they were unpacked. even the cheese didnt get enough time to settle in, it was forced to melt. hooligans, i say!

day 3- the entertainer and ms DOC leaves in the morning with the trademarked kiss from the DOC. that was the only thing i (prefer to) remember. the rest of us lazing around in pyjamas or whatever he or she was wearing then decides to hit the road for the leftover in the agenda. movie was the end of it. wait..did i say movie, i bet that most will only remember nothing but the name of that movie. no, it was not sleepless in seattle.

day 3n+1(we are engineering students)- gape, drool, stare, scratch, lick, play with toes, kick stones, bite nails, eat leaves, turn pages, commmode, coop, hump(thought i shouldnt make zubin feel left out)...

well that was basically the most myopic way in which i could describe the set of days that will remain. hemorrhage of despair or whatever saddening in you is what we at the "domain of awesommness", are good at. ;)

and i owe it all to sreeja's knifelike contagious gag, rohin's hercules "kallipppe" scowl, susan's "i am your mommy" posture, dilu's "lets's ride" attitude, tiddly merin's officious elan, jenC's "dont piss me off"(GULP), suthin's evergreen laughs that can kill, vysakh's sympathetic accomplice grin and zubin's tendancy to always be the "unexpected" one.   

regards,

jazim

PS: to all those dumasses who made it for the bash ie., sreeja, rohin, jenC, dilu, merin and susan.. i dare you to step in at our place before 30th of this month. hmph! this one goes to irene and tessy as well. hmph to you too..!

:P

did i just say dry day?

my previous post here included statements that emphasized the seriousness of our upcoming....im sorry....ONGOING exams. and jazim's post further implied the same message i had wanted to send out : STAY OUT OF 207 DURING THE MONTH OF APRIL! and i was sure that the message had settled in all of us, especially believed that the tenants ourselves would enforce it.

boy, how wrong could i be?

april 8th was zubin's, jazim's and my 3rd exam. april 20th was the next.

april 9th was sreeja's birthday. u do the math, and u will know that we could take a couple of days off safely from our studying. and that's exactly what had happened...on april 8th,we brought the guests home(actually, the rest of the gang is losing its "guest" status...we might as well pass them all a duplicate of our keys). despite a mess up due to lack of communication between us that evening(it's bound to happen between close friends, gotta accept that, right?), we threw a great midnight treat for sreeja...had gotten her a surprise birthday cake and she just couldn't wait to blow the flames off the 21 candles and share its waxy(kudos 2 the candles 4 tht!) yet delicious taste with all of us while the camera kept clicking. that was one moment for all of us to cherish.

the next 2 days included baskin robbins, north indian veg food, sheesha(our bday gift for sreeja btw), dominoes(sreeja's treat for us), fast & furious and marrybrown with the farewell at the railway station. all-in-all, yet another memorable day to be marked in our calenders. 

personally, the highlighting features of this little get-together were the small moments...our conversations throughout the night, merin's blasphemy, the unexpected drunkenness from the 4th 'tenant' who doesn't pay rent, the chemistry between two particular individuals, 6 people getting squashed on the bed trying to sleep etc etc aaaaaaaaaaaand above all.........sreeja's laugh. i can still hear it ringing in my head :)

so that's a valid enough reason as to why the tenants were suffering from a hangover during the aftermath. but we are indeed getting back to our feet, definitely not gonna give up on these exams. and that's why once again, we say...STAY OUT OF 207 DURING THE REST OF APRIL!!

yet i know you guys will come barging through the door any day to create more memories at 207. and guess what? we love it.

yours sincerely

vysh

hello goodnight fun me!

since the v-man has already spoken about the updates here, i am just making my presence felt here. the 'nocturnal month' kicks off with the usual ring of silence and with an enormous deal of "to do" agenda. suthin is all buckelling himself up for his exams due to start tomorrow. zubin and his usual goof around still trademarking him but with a new fabregas hairdo. v-man is finding it too hard to resist his hands off from the novel that often confounds us to think of it as something else. hate to admit that we are moving into status-hibernate from now on. but no worries, will be back to ensavage the mayhem designed and crafted by instinct and sheer foolishness to construct the on-demand  intrigue. for now its going to be GOD da**ed books, little sleep, toast bread and jam, gallons of fuel, not so many GB's, single pair of home clothes, zero laundry, une hall ticket and trivial time for willy nilly liesure. allah dammyit indeed..!

until the next time..

jazim!

dry day at 207

yes, ladies and gentlemen, we are ebbing the flow of fun at our beloved home, 207, on account of being plagued by exams(all 3 of us, plus zubin).

please hold no hard feelings(this comment is specially directed to our resident banshee, sreeja, coz she seems to miss us the most). but we are hoping that regular working hours will resume when the exam season ends for all of us.

take care...

vysh

Jazim runs over a cat with the bike

Cochin: approximately at 1900 hours on tuesday, 24th february 2009 mr.jazim abubacker reportedly rode over a pedestrian cat with his newly obtained Ambition motorbike. the innocent passenger behind him was vysakh surendranath who also witnessed the horrific incident but was unable to do anything about it.

according to the eye witness, vysakh(the cat couldn't be categorised as an eye witness,being dead), jazim had just entered the campus turning right from the junction and had accelerated tremendously. the cat was crossing the road, but increased its pace on jazim's arrival. but due to his speed, both his swerving and applying of brakes were to no avail as both the wheels ran over the cat with 2 noticeably loud thuds. on account of goosebumps, both jazim and vysakh dared not to turn around and see what had happened.

however, later while relaying the story to suthin and zubin on the terrace of 207 , jazim denies that he had ridden fast from the CUSAT junction and persists that he had gone "very slow". upon hearing this, it was concluded that jazim is indeed armed and extremely dangerous, and that no animal should be fooled by his tiny size, but should take extreme precaution.

the animal kingdom, reportedly, is very shaken by this loss. rumours have begun that the cat family is seeking revenge and their powers might just extend upto the supernatural realm. for instance, on the way back, the body of the cat was nowhere to be found. moreover, on the terrace of 207,  jazim had suffered a horrific injury as he tried to jump over the rope tied to hang wet clothes, and landed on his right leg heavily and hurt his already damaged ankle. granted, he was stupid, yet it is to be believed that this was the mysterious effect of the cats' curses on him.

it is widely hoped that suthin will post his views on this tragedy, keeping in mind the numerous jokes and theories he'd made up on the terrace with zubin's assistance.

this is vysakh reporting for 207 news.

a note from the V-man

moi proud to announce that this is my first ever post on a blogsite. the following is a more precise, less sarcastic(compared to the one by mr.jaz),more prefatory and definitely more understandable than the ones u read from jaz who's type-writing is as indecipherable as his hand-writing....how he scores well in his exams, i will never know.

207....how did this entire saga begin? it wasn't jst bcoz of jaz's decision to move out of his AC apartment in fortkochi. it wasn't bcoz i was still in search for the right group of room-mates in this hell-hole of a place. no...the one who set this entire chain of events in motion was my man suthin himself. his almost suicidal decision to quit engineering after 2 years and enter the world of commerce has made our lives take a 180 degree turn. never during my time in skool, would i have imagined that these 2, plus zubin, would end up being MY roomies. but well...here we all are :D

the opening 2 months werent bliss however. in between adjsuting to the new environment, jaz and i were plagued with college work and exams, so it took a while. life in 207 kickstarted only after the new year(apart from noteworthy moments like the famous bottlefight). and boy....tht was one hell of a kickstart!

the 4 of us hosted and blasted a truly memorable reunion with a lot of old friends. a description of that won't be necessary, lest this post turn out to be a short story.but needless to say, to know that we had massive amount of fun in this so called "god's own country", is something we can savour for life. and it wasn't just 1 reunion...they kept coming! in the end it came up2 a point where the hosts ourselves were not aware of any get-2gethers....the bastards would just storm into our house with no notice!

honestly...life(albeit pretty shit)aint soooo bad now....after all, who else could turn random objects like bottles, sand and shaving cream into elements of fun? who could transform pepper, butter, pepsi, ketchup and whiskey into something more than just foodstuffs? which other crazy ass club like us could wake the neighbours up with our screams ringing thru the nite playin DUMB charades ??? and list goes on....

and now for all the outsiders, u just got a very faint and very blurry picture into the world we create here at 207.

like zubin says....why do we have all the fun? :D

urs sincerely

vysh

intro.....

this one is for those who needs an introduction into this blog..2o7 is our haven where we experiment insanity in an undefinable manner that god will question each one of us..!devil smirking...getting into the lead actors and actresses of this stage act, suthin(aka lulla)...lik some people who mistake his name to STUPID,well we ere are not surprised to the level of bullshitness that this loudbox can get to..!zubin(aka haram)...for most of u who noe arabic haram is the personification for this compund of massacre..!n last but not the least,the actor in leading role,female,vysakh(aka atttii)...the short for his everest attitude..;)..the smile that tantilizes all of gay men wit pubick hair on the chin(eg. the person im referring to here)..one among the few people who get high on regulars and mobile recharge..!well yea thaz a brief description of each of the sad souls im put up to live with...for now..!!

jazim...

ps:sombdy intorduce me..!!:)))))!